February 2012
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I got 8 words for instructions on an essay that is due tomorrow, and I am not exaggerating.
Me doing it right now is my own fault of course, but that would be a small amount of instruction for an essay in English.
Aiming to be done by 1 am. ugh
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Interviewer: What are you wearing?
Zach Galifianakis: Garanimals.
unable to see my haters
thehibachi:
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my roommate just cleaned my dirty plate
this is definitely weird behavior
ugh
POOP
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screamoutaloud:
jennittles:
this is...
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zillywhoooore:
the-river-blues:
ocfos:
dirk-striders-sick-ink:
elkian:
zillywhoooore:
I just can’t handle stock images sometimes
“Let’s see them steal THIS image!”
SPITS DRINK
Sweet Bro, what are you doing with that bunny.
Someone better draw this image SBaHJ style.
I thought I should make a deep and personal ask...
✞ Your religious Views?
✂ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
✿ Relationship with your father?
❀ Relationship with your mother?
✩ Who is your most loved person?
♛ Have you ever been bullied?
☂ What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
♞ What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
❄ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
✖ Had your heart broken?
☛ Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
☁ Who do you miss the most?
☠ Have you ever attempted suicide?
✌ Share a secret?
Me: I met this guy, he rides a unicycle. He let me try to get on it but I fell. Luckily he still seemed to find me hilarious and amazing.
Mom: A guy who rides a unicycle would have to think you're hilarious.
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I want to live alone so I can walk around naked.
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week 1 of my month long challenge to get in shape is almost coming to a close, and all I can say is ouch.
but with any luck, I’ll be a total beefcake by the end of it
megtill asked: is this le olivia jaffe pachulo? idk if i spelled that right :p haha
Watchfunnyordie:
Jean Dujardin’s Villain Auditions
Oscar nominee Jean Dujardin (The Artist) is playing a villain in his next role. Here are his audition tapes.
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tumblr we are drunk
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I thought I had it down last week when I finished my paper at one, but here I am, it is 2:15 in the morning and I still have my last page to write.
i organizing am so good at wow
In other news, facebook says valentine’s day is coming up.
I will be looking forward to the discounted chocolate.
January 2012
45 posts
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